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The Humorous Side of Mommon Sense

Signs You Are a Mom #16

16. You’ve discovered the art of distinguishing the face (and stance) that says, “Leave me alone, Mommy, I’m pooping!”

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Signs You Are a Mom #15

15. That dull aching pain in your lower abdomen is your bladder reminding you that you’ve had to go to the bathroom for the last two hours! It’s amazing what gets put on the back-burner when milk is spilling, diapers … Continue reading

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Signs You Are a Mom #14

14. You become ecstatic at the successful use of an aspirator! *In case you’re wondering what an aspirator is…Ahem! (clearing of throat)… ASPIRATOR- that TORTUROUS contraption used to suck snot out of your poor baby’s nose! If you’re an expectant … Continue reading

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Signs You Are a Mom…#13

  #13 Gone are the days of uninterrupted phone conversations! (If you’re a mom and don’t know what I mean, PLEASE tell me your secret =)) P.S. a pic of my beautiful interruptions! Oh how I love them!!!

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Signs You Are a Mom…#12

You know what it’s like to live in a gated community! =)

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Signs You Are a Mom

You go out without the kids and discover you’ve taken the diaper bag! (totally been there, done that) The mom shoulder! You know….the one that’s covered in drool, snot, and/or jelly! When looking to buy a purse, it must meet … Continue reading

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