I’m flattered…really I am! It’s kind of nice that someone thinks I have the power to make things appear or disappear at will. But unfortunately, my dear, I’m not like Tabitha’s mommy, Samantha…or Jeannie…or that “perfect in every way” nanny, Mary Poppins! I can’t really twitch my nose without looking like I have some sort of nervous tick…the quick bob of my head has never brought about much but neck pain…and I’ve never been all that talented at snapping my fingers! But thank you for the compliment!
Thank you for thinking that just because there are currently no oranges in the fruit bowl doesn’t mean I can’t conquer space and time and the laws of physics to change that! Thank you for thinking that I can turn bedtime to morning. And that even though the vitamin bottle sitting in our cabinet does not have blue vitamins…I can make them blue!
I know there will come a day, when the magic will fade and you’ll no longer think I hide rainbows in my pocket. After all, you’ve already told me, “Kisses don’t really make it feel better!” But I’ll enjoy your remaining superhero-like image of me for as long as I can and maybe…I’ll work on my snap! =)
And this brings us to…
Signs You are a Mom # 20
20) Even though you claim you don’t have them, a little someone is convinced you have super powers! =)
For the ongoing list, go to Signs You Are a Mom!