When Dust Bunnies Mate…

So a few days ago, I dared to take a peak under our bed and thought hmmm…maybe it would be a good idea to go through everything “stored” (in other words, all those random things we’ve just shoved under there, not having a clue where else to put them =)) under the bed and give the rug a good vacuum…Oh…my…goodness gracious, ALABAMA!!! There was sooooooo much dust! Yuck, gross, ughhh! It was like a bunch of little dust bunnies got together and mated! (And you know what they say about rabbits! Hmm?)
So as I’m pulling things out and disturbing all the dust that’s been collecting while no one’s been watching, it starts flying everywhere. All I’m thinking is my bedding that was just freshly laundered is going back in the washer and all the furniture I had just dusted is gonna need another serious wipe down! I know…you’re probably thinking, “Crazy lady, why would you do all those other things first?” But remember, this was an impromptu cleaning emergency caused by my sudden discovery of the dust that had been harmlessly collecting for some time, but was now attacking my house and innocent children! Worst of all…I’M ALLERGIC TO DUST! So just imagine…I’m a mad woman with vacuum extension in hand, twisting and turning in every direction trying desperately to suck up each speck of dust that flies into the air, meanwhile trash talking every last one of them. “Take THAT, you little piece of fluff!” (What can I say? I’m passionate!)
I admit before kids I did a much better job of keeping up with dust, but now I’m just relying on my sinuses to adapt to their surroundings. Sorry allergies, but you just gotta deal!
I’m happy to report though that the dust from beneath the bed has been conquered…at least for now! And baseboards…watch out! You’re next!

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13 Responses to When Dust Bunnies Mate…

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    If I did that I’d never get up again! The little guys in white coats would have to come and cart me away to the loony bin or the mortuary! Do it while you still can. Loved this!

    Hugs!

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