14. You become ecstatic at the successful use of an aspirator!
*In case you’re wondering what an aspirator is…Ahem! (clearing of throat)…
ASPIRATOR- that TORTUROUS contraption used to suck snot out of your poor baby’s nose!
If you’re an expectant mother and can’t relate yet, you just wait!…you’ll be amazed at both the great accomplishment, as well as utter frustration you can experience when needing to use this awful/wonderful device! (Man, the things us moms will go through for the good of our babies! =))